What'd I Say?

The following is an example of a Japanese argument, involving more than two people, that I have translated into English for your reading convenience.

"No, you're right."
"I'm wrong."
"You're correct."
"Nope, you are."
"I'm totally wrong."
"I'm sorry, but I'm wrong."
"We're all wrong."
"Is anybody right?"
"You're right."
"I guess I'm wrong then."
"No, you're wrong - you're right."

Somewhere where I never lose an argument,
Andrew Joseph
Today's title is by Ray Charles. I just like the song, ALRIGHT.