Pictures of Lily

At a department store in Tokyo, during an excursion with Matthew, I purchased a copy of an American Penthouse magazine. Look... don't judge me. There's nothing wrong with hanging out with Matthew.

As for the Penthouse... there was a Jim Morrison article in it I wanted to read. You know Jim... the dead, enigmatic lead singer of the group, The Doors.

Anyhow, while leafing through the magazine to get to the Morrison article, I noticed something about all of the photographs of the women.

Every single image where pubic hair would have been visible, it was manually scratched out.

Who has this job, and how can I get it?

Somewhere scratching an itch,
Andrew Joseph
Now you might think that since I mentioned Jim Morrison and The Doors, that today's title would be by them. Nope. Pictures of Lily is by The Who - you know... the guys who do all of the opening songs for the CSI shows. Have a listen here: DNA