In an effort to appeal to golfers, Triumph International Japan Limitedhas unveiled its latest lingerie innovation called the “Nice Cup in Bra”.
Fore! Or should I say Two!?
Made up of a top and skirt combo, this lingerie can convertreadily into golf cups, grass mat and flag.
Thus, if the wearer was in the mood for golf, she simply used her top as her very own mini-golf course.
The thoughtful designer has also added in slots for golf balls and tee onto the handy top.
And, perhaps keeping in mind the self-conscious golfer, the cups arealso fitted with speakers containing a pre-recorded message. Thus, theywill congratulate any successful putting event with the phrase ”NiceShot’!
The finicky golfer will cherish the rest of this lingerie, namely the tiny skirt printed with the words “Be Quiet”.
In theory, if spectators are making too much noise, the wearer issupposed to whip off the rest of her lingerie and brandish it as a flag.
Somewhere my foursome is playing through,
Andrew Joseph
PS: I'm guessing that this bra was designed by a man on the 19th hole... the 19th hole is the drinking establishment after the round of golf.
PPS: And just what is the female golfer supposed to wear when she's playing with her balls? Perhaps it would be better if the caddy wore the bra. he could be an over the shoulder boulder holder.
