I Hear You Knocking

This is just an observation and in my warped mind it seems to make sense.

Just in case you weren’t sure (not that it matters), I like women. I like to look at women and there sure were a lot of them to look at in Ohtawara.

The main thing I have observed about Japanese women is that a lot of them have knock-knees. The more beautiful the woman, the more the knees knock. The best looking women have knees that totally cross as they walk resembling a double helix. I guess it’s in their genes.

Or is it? A prevailing theory has it that because Japanese girls wear skirts to school from a very young age, they are forced to keep their knees together to stop the perverted male species from looking up their skirt.

This constant peer-ing pressure of the knees being forced together—which if one wants to remove some of the pressure from the knees leads to pointing the toes inward which might also explain why a lot of Japanese are pigeon-toed, too—could this be the cause?

Keep in mind the bones on these kids are still growing.

I'm not an expert, but I do play one in this blog, but there are a lot of theories floating around out there on the subject - feel free to google it.

According to some research I may or may not have done, 80 per cent of the women in Japan are supposed to suffer from bowlegs—the opposite of knock-knees… if that’s so, Ohtawara may be an anomaly, because my observations don’t back that number up at all.

By the way, some women blame their bowlegs on they way they sit – seiza. Click HERE for a description.  Again, I’m not swearing to the scientific accuracy of all of this—it’s all just an observation. Personally, I thought the knock-knees might be because the pantyhose was a bit tight. But what do I know?

Somewhere I'm a kneedy idiot,
Andrew Joseph