Stray Cat Blues

August 11, 1991 - Part II.
I'm in Bangkok, Thailand with my mom. While I have spent the past four days traveling this beautiful country with her, I have spent my evenings and nights with a pair of Thai beauties named Boon-mee (a security guard at the hotel I am staying at) and Tookta (my waitress at the hotel restaurant). Both are 21, enjoy my company, and don't seem to mind that I am 'dating' the other. No jealousy at all.

In fact, just last night, one saw me out with the other - and they began talking to each other (I suppose they knew one another previously... also, and I'm guessing here, that word had spread that each was dating me). They got along quite well.

So well, that after my trip to see the Bridge over the River Kwai earlier today, both were waiting for me at the front of the hotel. Both had the day off. And both were ready to go out for dinner looking splendid in sun dresses that came down below the knees, patterned with paisley, with one in mostly red, and the other in mostly purple. I was wearing an orange golf shirt and khaki long pants with a my diamondback rattlesnake boots. I love animals, but I hate snakes! Better my feet should be inside one than being bitten by one.  

We walked together, with each woman holding one of my hands... and to the casual observer, I may have been the luckiest man on the planet at that time, as each beauty had a look about them that would make any guy look and any woman a bit jealous. Long and slender. Not big up top, but big enough. Long black hair cascading down past the shoulders stopping at around the lowest point of the shoulder blade - and that's on both of them. They looked nothing alike, but looked similar enough to make the average foreign guy wonder if they were related. I don't feel like an average foreign guy today.

Tookta and Boon-mee were cool chicks. No one expected me to spend my money on them. We shared. And we bought things for each other. It was just a very relaxing few days here.

And I was dreading having to go back to Japan tomorrow. Not for the country, but rather because of the people. The foreign people.

I'm a rather private person - says the guy blabbing his life to the world via this blog - but I have my Mom staying with me for a couple of weeks, my friend John (also from Toronto) staying with me, Karen - a woman who wants to be my girlfriend who has newly arrived in Japan a mere two weeks ago, and Ashley - an ex-girlfriend (currently back in the US), who wants to be my friend with benefits (which I also want, too).  There's also a Japanese woman - Shoko - I really like that I would like to know better.

Thailand.... I am stress free and have had all the sex I can handle with Tookta and Boon-mee. Why would I want to go back to my so-called life in Japan?

We have dinner at Tootka's place - all three of us, with plans to go out drinking and dancing. But we start drinking at Tootka's place. These girls can handle a lot of things in life, but alcohol is not apparently one of them. After two or three drinks, they are toast, and I'm wondering if we'll ever make it out to the dance club.

When Tootka suddenly grabs Boon-mee and kisses her deeply, I forget about the dance club.

I don't know if any of you have ever been involved in a three-way sex-romp before, but let me give you one bit of advice - as the single guy in a sandwich. Relax. You are not really needed. Participate when necessary, but otherwise lie back and enjoy what is going on.

I didn't know that at the time.

Just watching those two, I barely make it out of my pants before I am done. Fortunately, I am only 26, so I'm already ready and raring to go again.... but they just push me down and tell me to watch.

I ask Boon-mee about this as she said she wasn't into this type of thing. She said between gulps of air that Tookta thought it might make a good good-bye present for me so she agreed to do it.

I'll spare you the details, because this isn't a porno site. Let's just say that a splendid time was had by all, and I crawled back to my hotel with a very sweaty Tookta and Boon-mee, who spent a very long time giving me a good bye kiss for the Ages before departing.

No one asked me for my address, and I didn't ask them for theirs. I have no idea what their last names are, and while I know I'll never see them again, I know I'll see them every night for a long while.

Sexually, this was the best five-days of my life. Plus, I got to see and travel with my mom, How can I top this? Let's find out together if that is possible.

Oh yeah... and I'll be back in Japan tomorrow.

Somewhere I need to buy more condoms,
Andrew Joseph
Today's blog title is by The Rolling Stones: MEOW
PS: Yes...  I did go through five boxes of a dozen condoms while on this trip. Even more actually, as I always had a few in reserve. PPS: You know how some condoms are ribbed 'for her pleasure'? I prefer to reverse them - for my pleasure. I figure they're getting enough. Hah! I'm kidding. ;)
PPS: Another blog will appear in eight hours after the publication of this one.